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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

THE BLOWGUARD: BECAUSE FELLATIO IS A CONTACT SPORT


Hey, it's designed by a dentist so it must be good. No more nicks on the wang and no more teeth knocked out by heavy man meat. Protect yourself and your favorite fella. On top of the gumless old lady mouth appeal, it's got a vibrating blue bullet designed for his pleasure and to shake her fillings loose. Finally there's a sex toy that allows a flawless, toothless, hummer and allows it's wearer to take a hit from a linebacker.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!!

When does the canine model come out?

ty bluesmith said...

hahahahaha

AngryMan said...

Nice.

Sara Sue said...

The testimonial rocks! "We are an older couple that wears dentures. We are active in the swingers lifestyle. The blowguard fits over my dentures and when Im giving other men blowjobs, my teeth don't move.

Thank you!
Howard and Elaine T. California
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