YOU KNOW I GOT'S TO TRY THIS SHIT

This stuff has Porkfest dare food written all over it. it's got 1170 % of your daily allowance of cholesterol. It is literally an IOU one angioplasty in a can. On the bright side, there's almost no carbs. Actually, if you look at the can closely, the fat calories are only 45 per serving so maybe the 3500 milligrams of cholesterol is a typo. Either way, I'm getting some of this shit. If you truly love something or someone, you have to love the whole thing, you can't go half way. True love means never having to say your sorry about eating pig feet, snouts, entrails and yes, even eating pig brains in milk gravy served delisciously out of a can. Now to prove my love, I'm gonna eat your brain you tasty fucker. I love you.