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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

YANKY MY WANKY, ME SO HORNY, ME GO TO CHINESE SPERMBANK

Me chinese, me play joke, me jerk you off then drink a coke. I'm glad to see the guys are wearing their masks and shower caps while the ladies have on very fashionable jerk off lids. They're gonna be part of the Chinese fall collection available at Target. The girl in the foreground has mastered the tug with simultaneous nutrub, that's a dificulty rating of 4 so she ge's an A. I'm surprised the gals aren't wearing eye protection. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. This is supposedly a real thing in China, if so, I'm planning my trip. I know most folks from America go there and come back with a kid but I'm gonna go and drop one off into a ladies hand. Put your goggles on ladies. Wax on, wax off. Me love you long time. squeeka, squeeka, Bwaaaaaang!

1 comments:

Satsang Sister said...

Monster cocks of China? A one handed coverup.

its twu, its twu.

This remind me of racket ball. . . ya play hard for a while and hope nobody gets hit in the eye.