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Friday, May 22, 2009

SHE BLEW IT...SPUNKY PORNSTAR FAILS AT ALL TIME BLOW JOB RECORD: SENT TO HOSPITAL WITH BROKEN UVULA

Somewhere during her magical quest to break the world record of sucking off 200 men, British pornstar Cora choked. After taking care of only 75 guys, she had difficulties breathing and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor who examined her and asked the two guys who accompanied her to take their dicks out of her mouth which seemed to do the trick. Her breathing returned to normal and she was given a clean bill of health. Don't worry fellow porn fans, she's got a fire in her belly and a a gallon of semen. She'll soon be back on her knees, you know what they say, You can't keep a good fellatrix down.

2 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Your just jealous

Ted B. Nimble said...

ha ha ha...you said fellatrix.