CHASTITY BONO WANTS TO BE A DUDE...WELL LOOKS LIKE SHE'S PRETTY MUCH THERE ALREADY

So I read today that Chastity Bono is in the middle of getting a sex change. I don't want to make fun of Chastity, oops I mean Chaz, as her publicist is calling him now, it's gotta be a very difficult life feeling trapped in the wrong body and wanting to have sexual reassignment surgery. It has to be a fairly miserable existence feeling like you're the wrong sex and an incredibly hard decision to make to go all out and change it. But it kind of confuses me when it comes to big butch lesbians who want to become men because it get's into the whole aspect of sexual identity. If Chaz is really a man trapped in a woman's body than she's not nor has ever been a lesbian, she's a heterosexual man which means the type of women that she has dated and that she liked and that liked her back as a lesbian will no longer be attracted to her. Now she has to totally change up her entire dating and social scene and what has worked in the past, Melissa Etheridge concerts, softball games and Margaret Cho, won't work anymore. She'll have to learn new skills going after straight women. Lesbians are probably much friendlier and way cooler to other lesbians then your average stuck up bitch is to your average post op tran-dude or your average natural born male. She's gonna have to learn to eat scads of shit, apologize all the time for no apparent reason and take them to see stupid shit like Twilight movies. Chaz is gonna be all, "Yo bitch, all this testosterone they're pumping me full of is making my little, pinky sized, clit wiener go crazy! Give me some fucking love!" And they're gonna say, " "Not tonight Chaz, You didn't earn it yet, listen to my dumb bullshit for 3 more dates and maybe I'll take care of you."

I guess it's the same when a man changes into a woman but men are ridiculous, we'll fuck anything. To some guys, a he-she-tranny, full on, post-op chick is just another warm hole to poke.

Me: "Hey, that chick you just banged used to be a guy"

Dude who fucked ex-dude: "Used to? But she's not anymore right? "

Now I'm not a transsexual expert but a big, fat, dykie lesbian that looks like a dude probably gets boatloads more pussy than a fat, girlish man with a tiny, surgically created, taffy pulled penis and no testicles. I'm just saying, if she's in it for the pussy, and if she really is a dude, then that's the only thing she's in it for, then I'd have to advise her to go with the percentage play, stay trapped in her round, butchy shell and score all the sapphic tail she can. But Chaz is gonna do what Chaz is gonna do. At least with a women, if after the sex change, he doesn't like being a man, Chaz can always just cut his dick off and cram his nutsack back up inside himself. Voila, you got your vagina back Chaz. Now go fingerbang Porsche DeRossi.