HUMOR, POLITICS, NEWS, SEX, BOOZE, MUSIC, MOVIES, SPORTS AND EXTEMPORANIA FROM THE AUTHOR OF "ROLL! THE MUSICAL!"
Chaz Bono, my new bro and drinking buddy was spotted out with a new lady friend by TMZ. He's got all that sweet quiff right at his fingertips. Let me tell you something, that Chaz is one crazy pussy hound. He's got balls of steel, he'll approach any chick anywhere anytime. I saw him go into the ladies room to chase a skirt once. He came out with her didgits... and a tampon. That was fucking funny man. I said, "What you doing with that tampon?" he was all, "Uh I don't know what you're talking about." and tried to hide it. I was like, "That tampon in your back pocket.' Then he was like, "Ohh, this thing? I thought it was a cigar." and pretended to smoke it. Hysterical. He's my Dawg, my compadre, my wingman, and he never, ever, cock blocks me. He's got mad skills, he really knows how to get in a woman's head...and pants. We go out, throw back a few cold one's and then it's trauling for poonfish time. We drop his Mom's name on the ladies and they come running, it's awesome. Chaz sings a little half breed some, I got you babe and then, POW! We're knee deep in snatch. Look at him, so rougishly handsome, how could any lady resist that? It totally doesn't look like he's got a big rack O' man tits, he just works out a lot. Them's manly pecs. He's pretty fucking special. He's my bud, my main man. I did have to bust his balls over his hair though, frosted tips are so fucking gay.
Chaz Bono, my new bro and drinking buddy was spotted out with a new lady friend by TMZ. He's got all that sweet quiff right at his fingertips. Let me tell you something, that Chaz is one crazy pussy hound. He's got balls of steel, he'll approach any chick anywhere anytime. I saw him go into the ladies room to chase a skirt once. He came out with her didgits... and a tampon. That was fucking funny man. I said, "What you doing with that tampon?" he was all, "Uh I don't know what you're talking about." and tried to hide it. I was like, "That tampon in your back pocket.' Then he was like, "Ohh, this thing? I thought it was a cigar." and pretended to smoke it. Hysterical. He's my Dawg, my compadre, my wingman, and he never, ever, cock blocks me. He's got mad skills, he really knows how to get in a woman's head...and pants. We go out, throw back a few cold one's and then it's trauling for poonfish time. We drop his Mom's name on the ladies and they come running, it's awesome. Chaz sings a little half breed some, I got you babe and then, POW! We're knee deep in snatch. Look at him, so rougishly handsome, how could any lady resist that? It totally doesn't look like he's got a big rack O' man tits, he just works out a lot. Them's manly pecs. He's pretty fucking special. He's my bud, my main man. I did have to bust his balls over his hair though, frosted tips are so fucking gay. 
1 comments:
Hey, Chaz hasn't got the changeover yet, you could still do her.
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