GONE FISHIN'

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~Steven Wright

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have not time to go fishing. ~Clark Gable

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. ~ Jack Handy

When I go fishing, my thoughts turn toward the sea, how awesome and how vast, and how cold it's going be when I wade in to take a piss. ~ Ted Velvet

See ya'll in a week or so. XOX