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Friday, June 12, 2009

IS IT WRONG TO ASK GOD TO KILL PEOPLE?


I'm feeling very conflicted. I'm a Yankees fan therefore I want my team to do well but I'm also viciously angry at my team for lying down like whipped bitches at the feet of the hated Red Sox. I want the Yankees to win but I also want them to pay and pay dearly for angering me so. At least one of them should pay with his life, Nick Swisher comes to mind. Mental errors are unacceptable in the big leagues. I think his base running mistakes are worthy of a death sentence this might be a tad too harsh but he should have kept his fucking moronic head in the goddamn game. Oh yeah, and kill the whole bullpen too, they suck. Thank you God.

4 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Hey don't forget that Damon dropped a fly, my 8 year old could of caught.

DMc said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxOoJWy1NDs

Sara Sue said...

On another note ... do you think Pete Rose should be allowed into the Hall of Fame?

TED VELVET said...

sue: yes he should but he has to come clean and mea culpa
Dave: nice video, good song