HUMOR, POLITICS, NEWS, SEX, BOOZE, MUSIC, MOVIES, SPORTS AND EXTEMPORANIA FROM THE AUTHOR OF "ROLL! THE MUSICAL!"
The chick in the red is boob model and horrible actress, Kelly Brook. She made herself famous by having a perfect rack and by sleeping with one time movie star Billy Zane. I could look at his kind of crap all day...oh wait, I already do. Actually, it would be easier to look at this stuff if there was even a remote chance that I could somehow get myself situated in between these two sluts with a tube of
astroglide, some baby oil and a sandwich. Man's gotta eat. I 'd need my energy for the marathon boning session that I'd throw upon these two harlots. Why oh why did God put women like this on the planet and not give at least 5 of them to me? It's like when I was a child in school. A kid would be eating candy and the teacher would say, don't bring candy into school unless you have enough for everyone. Well I want some fucking candy
goddammit! Billy Zane got his candy, where the hell is mine? I mean what's the fun of looking at the delicious candy in the red bathing suit if I can't devour that shit. I want to eat the shit out of that candy. I want it to give me a toothache.
The chick in the red is boob model and horrible actress, Kelly Brook. She made herself famous by having a perfect rack and by sleeping with one time movie star Billy Zane. I could look at his kind of crap all day...oh wait, I already do. Actually, it would be easier to look at this stuff if there was even a remote chance that I could somehow get myself situated in between these two sluts with a tube of astroglide, some baby oil and a sandwich. Man's gotta eat. I 'd need my energy for the marathon boning session that I'd throw upon these two harlots. Why oh why did God put women like this on the planet and not give at least 5 of them to me? It's like when I was a child in school. A kid would be eating candy and the teacher would say, don't bring candy into school unless you have enough for everyone. Well I want some fucking candy goddammit! Billy Zane got his candy, where the hell is mine? I mean what's the fun of looking at the delicious candy in the red bathing suit if I can't devour that shit. I want to eat the shit out of that candy. I want it to give me a toothache.
1 comments:
Kelly Brook is absofuckinglutely awesome. She stared in sime dumb movie about her and two guys stranded on an island. . . . tits out or bikini most of the time. Yea, she sucks at acting but geez, what a bod.
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