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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

OH, DREADED SUN, DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND MY WORLD WEARINESS AND BLEAK OUTLOOK? SHINE NOT YOUR RAYS UPON MY ALABASTER VISAGE



Awesome website called http://www.gothsinhotweather.com/ it's dedicated to catching Goth's out in the daylight, at the beach and soaking up the sun. This girl in the photo hates life but loves her some ice cream. Personally, I could never adhere to a lifestyle or culture that made me have to dress up in outfits. I get all uncomfortable when I have to wear khaki pants, I can't imagine having to keep up the constant wearing of black and leather and velvet and overcoats and capes and complicated pants with extra snaps and zippers and blousey, Lord Byronesque pirate shirts when it's a hundred degrees outside. Plus all that clown makeup is bad for the skin you might not get sun damage but all the acne would be devastating to my attempts at scoring Goth poon.

I see the goth kids in their relaxing summer outfits sometimes, Dock martins, black and white striped tights, cutoff black pants, Christian death T-shirt, dog choker collar, caked on makeup...they look easy and breezy, Like a pack of thunderstorm clouds in the middle of a hot and sunny, summer day.

Man I hope my kids never become Goths, How much shit do you have to do wrong to get a sniveling kid that pretends to be deep, writes bad poetry, reads gay vampire novels, has a persecution complex and whines like a fucking brat in a Dracula outfit. I hope I'm not doing that shit right now because red headed Goth's would just look way too creepy. Like albino black people, Not easy to look at.

1 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Yeah, at least they won't have skin cancer by 30.