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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

BIRTHERS AND OTHER CRAP


There's been a lot of talk lately amongst the absolute lunatics that makeup today's republican party that Barak Obama is not eligible for the Presidency because he was actually born in Kenya and not Hawaii. The people who believe this are of course the same assholes that throw tea parties and think Adam and Eve are really the first two people to ever walk the earth. They believe Obama is an illegitimate president and no matter how many times you show them his birth certificate or the birth announcements from 1960 in Hawaiian newspapers, they don't believe it's real, just like they don't believe in evolution. These retards are called "birthers" and they make up a good lump of the right wing, conservative, republican, neanderthal movement in America. Lou Dobbs is one of them as are many southern racist congressmen and senators. You might compare these cocks to 9/11 conspiracy theorists except for one thing, there's more fishy evidence about 9/11 than there is about Obama being born in Kenya.

As for Obama, I wish he guy would rule like a fucking tyrant. He's too much of a pussy. he needs to kick the living shit out of the Dem's that don't get on board with him. Jesus christ, every conservative and republican is dead set against socialized medicine or the "public health care option" as they're calling it, and acts like it will bring about Armageddon, so you know it must be good. They're not against it because it's bad, they're against it because they know if it's done right and it works, no one will ever vote for another republican. If they're against it, it must be the best thing in the fucking world since sliced bread because republicans have hated every program that ever came down the pike that ever actually helped people. Social security, medicare, student loans, the GI bill, the FDA ,OSHA, Santa Claus, they want them all destroyed and taken away. At the same time, Barak's own party is in the pocket of the insurance industry and the pharmaceutical industry. Every democrat should want to crush the fucks that have made US health care so expensive and unfair and corrupt but if they did then they wouldn't get their campaign money so to protect their jobs in congress, everyone else gets fucked. And that's because Barak's a pussy. He should grab a fucking hammer and smash a few skulls and maybe crush a few cocks and nuts. "Do as I say muthafuckas! Bang! Then maybe we'd get some change I can fucking believe in.

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