I like Katy Perry, she's got a knack for catchy tunes, has a good voice and a very nice pair of those things I like so very much. That's usually more than enough in my book but she's also a sassy number with a sense of humor and a propensity for wearing cool 1940's get ups. I'm an egotistical enough douche to think that if I met her and we had some time to bullshit and have a few drinks that I'd soon be plowing her pea patch. I downloaded this song about 4 months ago but only started listening to it about 2 weeks ago now I find myself singing it all the time.
My frame of reference for the song is limited being that she's singing about dudes and I don't pine away for men but I can at least imagine that she's singing about how super fucking wonderful I am. That's why I like this song, I've got a very inflated sense of self worth and this song fits right into my narcissistic imagination. I can imagine every girl singing it about me. Their husbands, boyfriends, what have you's leave them feeling lackluster? Bam! The song is now about captain T to the muthafuckin' E to the better than your boyfriend, D! In my deluded mind the girl I talked to for 5 seconds today at the store is totally thinking of me when she hears this song...I know it! Is Katy Perry really singing about Ted? You're asking me? Of course she is.
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Her music is absolute shite. Makes me cringe.
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