Who is this sexy drunk lady? Why it's none other than Three's company's Joyce Dewitt. Looking good Janet. So let's see what happened to the cast of Three's company. Jack? Dead
Mr. Roper? Dead. Mrs. Roper? Dead.
Janet? miserable old drunk hag.
Chrissy? injects her vagina with estrogen and talks about it on Oprah
Mr. Furley? Dead
Larry the creepy swinger friend? Who gives a shit. Man, that show was cursed.
Hey horsey why the long face? Why it's none other than Hillary Swank and her equine chompers jumping into the pilot seat of famous missing lesbian, Amelia Earhart. Was Amelia Earhart really a lesbian? I don't know but she flew a plane and had short hair so that's enough for me. Hillary Swank makes my penis retract like a turtle being kicked around by a bear.
Hey let's break out another freak at the Michael Jackson celebrity douche-a-thon. It's cuddly ex-child actor and junkie Corey Feldman dressed in his finest Jackson regalia. Did Michael ever puff on Feldman's peter? Just look at that moron. I would say it's a resounding Yes!
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Feldman has done so many drugs, he wouldn't know anyway.
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