HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU

Jenny Sanford, wife of South Carolina's roaming Lothario and Governor, Mark Sanford, says she's still willing to forgive him because of God and Bishop Tutu and...well, because she's as out of her fucking mind as her husband is. Clearly, the man does not dig his wife anymore. In an interview with AP he called the chick he was banging in Argentina his "soul mate" and threw, not only his marriage but his career and possible a Presidential bid, away to be with her. That to me means that Jenny can forgive him all she wants but he's moved on to greener pastures, he wants spicy latino not white toast.

Now I'm all for forgiveness in a marriage if both people still want to be together and the cheater is repentant and the person who got fucked over is willing to forgive. I give couples great credit for trying to work out a nasty situation. In this case I think the dude just wants to bail and could give a fuck about his wife, obviously if he gave a rats ass about her he wouldn't have been so brazenly ridiculous. That chippy on the side must be something else. If Sanford does stick with his wife it will be only politics and the spotlight that will keep him around. I've read about Jenny talking a lot about their kids and the negative impact on them and that's sad, it sucks for the kids that their Dad did this in a totally fucked up and stupid way but she's using those kids in the press like a fucking anchor. Don't leave me! The kids will suffer and everyone will know you don't love yourr kids! It doesn't mean he doesn't love his kids, he just isn't willing to lead a dull ass bored shit life with his mayonnaise momma for his kids when he's got coco loco waiting in the wings.

The guy is obviously a stupid, selfish douche bag but even a douche bag deserves to be happy if they are lucky enough to find true, passionate love, aren't they? or maybe he should just do the right thing, honor his vows, stick with his wife, raise his kids blah blah blah...fuck that, I say dump mother Theresa and rock the latino, Pina Colada time.

Jenny Sanford just released her first statement since her husband, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, gave a long interview to the Associated Press in which he admitted to "crossing the line" several times and called his Argentine lover his "soul mate."

In it, she calls her husband's actions "inexcusable," saying he will be dealing with the consequences for a long time. But she is willing to forgive him.

'...Mark showed a lack of judgment in his recent actions as governor. However, his far more egregious offenses were committed against God, the institutions of marriage and family, our boys and me. Mark has stated that his intent and determination is to save our marriage, and to make amends to the people of South Carolina. I hope he can make good on those intentions, and for the sake of our boys I leave the door open to it. In that spirit of forgiveness, it is up to the people and elected officials of South Carolina to decide whether they will give Mark another chance as well.'