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Saturday, July 04, 2009

WHAT A STUPID BITCH


I've been loving all the coverage on the Hillbilly from Wasilla since the Vanity Fair story broke this week exposing what a complete lying sack of moronic shit this dunce is. Andrew Sullivan was also extremely busy all week tallying up all of her easily refutable, nonsensical lies and hammering away at how unbelievably and dangerously close John McCain came to putting this dopey bag of shit in the drivers seat of our country. So I was happily surprised when a disgusted republican neighbor told me today that the lying sack of crap/Jerry Springer episode Governor of Alaska was stepping down for no real reason except that she's an incompetent boob. Upon closer inspection there is much scuttlebutt in Alaska that the Palin's are being investigated for steering state money to a company in return for favors like the beautiful house they had built for them on a lake. So like every other Alaskan republican she's a fucking crook. But who cares about that crap I just love her soap opera-esque, white trash idiocy.

Paul Begala sums up the fucking idiot that Sarah Palin is by critiquing her dumb bitch adios speech

Her statement was incoherent, bizarre and juvenile. The text... uses 2,549 words and 18 exclamation points. Lincoln freed the slaves with 719 words and nary an exclamation; Mr. Jefferson declared our independence in 1,322 words and, again, no exclamation points.

5 comments:

Stimpson said...

I tried to watch Palin's resignation speech, but gave up after a minute and a half. Made no sense. No sense at all. I just didn't have the patience to try to decipher what she was saying.

Stimpson said...

Oh ... and I just gotta say the exclamation-mark thing is just hilarious. As a former newspaper editor I can tell you that's the mark of a truly bad writer.

Malach the Merciless said...

You'd still do her, that Pentecostal Slut!

Anonymous said...

If Palin's use of exclamation points is the sign of poor writer what does your use of expletives say about yours?

TED VELVET said...

it says I like to curse. so fuck you