TEN THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

10) My kids when they're not being assholes.

9) My wife under the same circumstances

8) Beer

7) A little how's ya father

6) A successful porkfest

5) A good song and dance number... oh wait, that's in my list of 10 things that make me feel like a homo

4) FREEDOM!!!!!!!

3) Being a mac daddy

2) Falling asleep in front of a fire after swilling mass quantities

1) Being right