C'MON A MY HOUSE

Olivia Wilde who plays dying doctor, Thirteen on the doctor show, House, is one beautiful woman. She's beautiful and likes to have pictures taken of her where she appears semi-nude, semi-clothed and semi-ready to bark like a dog. Woof. Man oh man, she's a hottie. Now she's a little on the skinny side for Ted, I tend to like my ladies with a little more junk in the trunk and more ballast in the bra but due to her scorching hot ridiculousness, I will make an exception and love her up House style, like a sick, untreatable, diseased bastard. She probably has the most beautiful eyes of any girl on a hospital show. She's lovely, demure, smart, plays a bi-sexual on the show and loves the taste of Ted's baloney hammer. Yup, everything you could want in a women. When she comes over to visit me tomorrow I'm gonna play doctor. I'm gonna put on my latex gloves and stethoscope and mask and give her a thorough physical. I will put her on my treadmill oiled and naked doing a very slow walk in high heels to make sure her ass doesn't have a cold then I'm gonna tickle her with a feather to make sure her breasts aren't broken, then I'm going to check her for a hernia with my wiener. Then I will play a fertility specialist/ terrorist and explode a baby bomb all up in her belly.

Look at that curvy assback