Ya gotta admit, this is one beautiful criminal. Lindsey Lohan may be a coke addict and may drive drunk every day and might have terribly bad taste in women like gross lesbian ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson and might cut herself and might act like a stupid, spoiled, child and might be a thief and should probably be locked away for a lot longer than 12 days, but c'mon, there is no denying that she's smoking hot. I would love to try to tame this shrew. Daily drilling, nightly discipline, brainwashing, very tough love, corporal punishment, some more nightly discipline, positive reinforcement with my wiener and within twelve months I'd have her sitting next to me, quiet, respectful and refined like a smoking hot, lobotomized, shih Tzu that doesn't cram grams of coke in its shoe. I would love to reclaim this lost, very hot soul. For her own sake and the glory of God, not so I can take advantage and sexually molest a hot, fucked up, drug addicted actress. Thy will be done. I am just your humble servant God, Amen.Bonus picture; Kim Kardashians mammoth asssssssssssssssssss.
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The problem with Lohan is that she looks too good. I like my sick women to wear the glory of their depravity all over themselves. . . sorta like Amy Winehouse. . . missing teeth, skanked up face, skinny frail body. If you're going to be all fucked up, do it professionally.
The ass speaks for itself. . . both me and Kim Kardasian's.
The problem with KKs ass is that someday it's going to explode and she aint gonna fit in normal chairs, she won't be able to wipe her own ass, it'll be all lumpy and nasty looking and stick out three feet like a white trash WalMart queen etc., etc. You know how they do.
But today. . . I'd bounce all over that thing give her a reach around
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