Is it normal for a cooking show to give you wood? With Padme Lakshmi and Gail Simmons sporting such heaving bosoms I can't watch Top Chef and not think about sex. To me Padme just ooozes sex. She is a crazy sultry, sexy, woman. I love that she's a total hottie but still loves cramming food in her face. She makes food seems dirty and erotic. I think she would actually enjoy being eaten. I'm usually not too high on new single mom's and their poppin' fresh busted out baby bodies but I would definitely make an exception for her. I would nurse her excess milk and wipe tucks pads on her apisiotomy scar then I'd make her a hamburger and take her from behind while she ate it. As for Gail Simmons from Food and Wine magazine, I don't know if she just had a baby but she was displaying a huge veiny set of mams last night. they were teetering on the top of her dress like boulders about to break loose and cause a flesh avalanche. She's not as hot as Padme but very pretty and buxom and kind of comes off like if she had a couple of stiff girly martini's she'd be pretty quick to assume the position. There was another judge on the show last night who is older and busted in the face but she too was blessed with a powerful bust. I fucking love that show, now all they have to do is get some sexy contestants who cook in bikinis and use dildos for spatulas.
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YUea, they're definitely hot but man are they arrogant as hell.
And that dudewith the bald head. . . if I were on that show I wouldn't be able to resist coming across the table and knocking the shit outta his snide punk ass face.
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