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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITTEN, I'VE BEEN PARTYING WITH MY BUDDY MEL


The world is falling into chaos! George Steinbrenner dead, the voice of God, longtime Yankees Public address announcer, Bob Shepherd, dead, Ted Velvet, not blogging regularly, Republicans getting batshit crazier, Mel Gibson outdoing all of them and ranting like I can only dream about.

This fucking guy is so filled with rage he should be dropped from a plane over Afghanistan and unleashed upon the Taliban. I've never heard a guy hate a woman as much as Mel hates the chick he left his wife for. O.J. had more regard for his ex-wife while in the midst of stabbing her head off. If you haven't yet listened to Mel spew bile at his slam piece,http://www.radaronline.com/ do give a listen. I know a lot of people are caught up in the racial shit he says but that is not important to me. Everyone uses racial epithets sometimes doesn't necessarily mean you're a racist. What I really like is the frequency in which he uses the words "cunt" and "whore". I can see why this woman hooked up with him, he's a hell of a catch. Maybe she really is just a whore. It's interesting to note as Mel's insanity is publicly revealed in more and more detail that South Park pegged the guy as a complete batshit loon about ten years ago. Good luck Mel, you might hate everyone under the sun but you are a pretty good director and a good actor. Shine on you crazy diamond.

1 comments:

Pam said...

God I needed that laugh.