If they're gonna come out looking like this, I say lock all the bitches up for a few weeks. Lindsay Lohan is out, and by out I mean busting outta that purple top. kapow bitches! Man oh man, I would gladly give her some weak, stepped on, baking soda rich blow to play with those boobies. I love me some Lindsay Lohan. She's gotta have some sex tape floating around right? Oh wait, forget it, it would probably be with that fucking skuzzbag Samantha Ronson chick. That would do unfixable damage to my brain and my penis... to my penisbrain. We can't have that. Lindsay, do me a favor, please make a sex tape with a hot chick that doesn't look like a homeless, crack meth addicted, 15 year old boy or with a professional sex tape dude like Screech from saved by the bell. Dirty lindsay Sanchez anyone?
Friday, August 27, 2010
ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE SENT TO JAIL
If they're gonna come out looking like this, I say lock all the bitches up for a few weeks. Lindsay Lohan is out, and by out I mean busting outta that purple top. kapow bitches! Man oh man, I would gladly give her some weak, stepped on, baking soda rich blow to play with those boobies. I love me some Lindsay Lohan. She's gotta have some sex tape floating around right? Oh wait, forget it, it would probably be with that fucking skuzzbag Samantha Ronson chick. That would do unfixable damage to my brain and my penis... to my penisbrain. We can't have that. Lindsay, do me a favor, please make a sex tape with a hot chick that doesn't look like a homeless, crack meth addicted, 15 year old boy or with a professional sex tape dude like Screech from saved by the bell. Dirty lindsay Sanchez anyone?
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I think she just got out of rehab early which never works and means she'll be up to her old party times again real soon. . . lucky for us she'll probably end up making some sad drunken sex tape before it's all over. . . over one way or another.
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