BETHANY FRANKEL'S FACE IS TORTURE BUT LIKE A KITTEN CAUGHT IN A BLENDER, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY

If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all. That's a good rule right? Believe it or not, I'm trying more and more to live up to that standard in my life. (except for this blog) But it's a really, really, hard thing to do when there are so many assholes in the world. Now is it mean thing to write that her face is torture? Yes. Am I proud of myself? No. Am I one to talk with my ugly face? No. But I didn't stick my ugly mug on a TV and pretend to be all glamorous when it actually looks like it's been kicked by a mule through the side of a building into a wok factory. Her face looks like a pancake and bacon griddle made by Calphalon with a non stick surface. Mean? yes. But I want her off my TV. I watch three or four shows, Top Chef is one of them and all these housewives shows and their commercials are constantly on and they're fucking killing me. I like watching TV and these vile tramps on their idiotic reality shows are ruining it for me.

The reality show thing just baffles me. You take a skuzz bag like Bethany Frankel, someone I wouldn't let handjob me even if I was on a desert island and she did it with her head in a rabbit hole, and you give her a show about her doing the shit that everyone else does. Is she more interesting or funny or compelling than anyone else? No, her face is, but she isn't. I actually see this show and the other housewives shows and marvel that there are men stupid enough to marry these harpies. They are all the dumbest, worst, ugliest, most self centered, selfish, stupid, gross, garish, people on the planet. Watch any of these shows and look at the women all late thirties, forties, early fifties trying to look like they just turned 21. I would vomit on these bitches if I ever saw them in person. These people keep interrupting my Top Chef episodes and I can't take it anymore, I'm gonna have to give up my sweet voluptuous Padme and her giant milky mommy tits all because of the syphilitic skanks of New Jersey and ugly Bethany and her nutless gay husband. There is no justice in this world.

here's a montage of pan face Bethany crying every three seconds.