BROKEBACK EMMY'S

I was watching the Emmy awards with the wife last night and we couldn't help but notice that it was kind of extra gay. I mean, we get it, it's Hollywood, every other dude is gay but last night's show was like community theater on Fire Island. From Glee and Modern Family winning every possible award to every gay person on the planet winning every award it was well...very gay. Speaking of gay, My wife and I both agreed that Jim Parsons the guy from Big bang theory looks like he might have some sort of wasting disease...ya know...from being gay.

I got sick of watching the same two shows win every fucking award plus Edie Falco winning for best comedic performance for Nurse Betty over my girl Tina Fey was an outright anal rape, I was seething like a gay man after seeing a woman wear white after labor day, Nurse Betty isn't funny. So I switched to True Blood which was less gay than the Emmys which was really saying something because True Blood, while awesome... is quite gay. Vampires are a gay bunch to start with but throw in a Gay, black chef and drug dealer, Lafayette always making out and snuggling with his Latino boyfriend and the main evil vampire's gay boyfriend getting staked mid-butt sex by a Bi-curious ex-viking vampire and you've got lot's of vampy gayness, love the show but pretty fucking gay. True blood ended so I put on a true man show for true men ;Mad Men.

Not that gay men aren't true men, but if you don't have to deal with women in romantic relationships then you've never truly suffered and being a man is all about suffering. That's why we play tough sports and lug heavy shit and get into fist fights. We don't want to but it's part of being a man, it's our lot in life, our burden. So is putting up with women and all of their bullshit, gay men don't have to, they get to drink mojitos, pick up random strangers in pickle parks and blow whistles, therefore they will never truly pass as 100% real men. They're about 95.7 real man, they lose 4 full points for not having to put up with crazy bitches and .03 for doing gay shit with other guy's cocks. But back to Mad Men, that's a man show after my own heart it's all about drinking, sleeping around with hot women, drinking some more, finding some more women to bang and writing cough drop ads...and there's like only 1 gay /English dude on the whole show.