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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

KATY PERRY MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY IN MY PANTS


I love it when mediocre musical talents just say, "fuck it" and start whoring themselves out. Two years ago Katy Perry was the new, fresh, fun loving, cool, crazy girl, now she's just straight up porn chick... and I respect that. She's got the mammoth yams and the nice round rump so why not exploit herself a bit and flaunt those goods. I just wish she'd go full bore and come out with a Kim Kardashian type porn then I'd touch myself until Jesus returns. I laugh every time I hear the expensive gifts she's buying for her fiance, Russel Brand. The guy is an ex-junkie and sex addict. if he hasn't already i guarantee he will get caught fucking someone else. She's got a smoking body and all but she's just one chick and sooner or later, Russel is just gonna want a different smoking body to bang. Good luck with the marriage titsy.




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