According to the best news site in the world, TMZ, reality star Spencer Pratt is supposedly trying to a sell a sex video of he and his soon to be fake ex-wife, Heidi Montag. Now I know they did this to whore out their fame even more than they already have but this in my book is a great call. No one cares about Heidi or Spencer, she's just a plastic freak and he's just a douche but if I and others get to see this ass in gear doing the only thing it was put on this earth to do and the product is decently shot with good lighting then the world will beat down her door...for at least another 6 months. Now she might be a demented, surgery addicted, brain dead, fame whore with a body made entirely out of latex, Popsicle sticks and Elmers glue but I don't give crap, that is one fine ass. I'm putting my purchase order in today.
According to the best news site in the world, TMZ, reality star Spencer Pratt is supposedly trying to a sell a sex video of he and his soon to be fake ex-wife, Heidi Montag. Now I know they did this to whore out their fame even more than they already have but this in my book is a great call. No one cares about Heidi or Spencer, she's just a plastic freak and he's just a douche but if I and others get to see this ass in gear doing the only thing it was put on this earth to do and the product is decently shot with good lighting then the world will beat down her door...for at least another 6 months. Now she might be a demented, surgery addicted, brain dead, fame whore with a body made entirely out of latex, Popsicle sticks and Elmers glue but I don't give crap, that is one fine ass. I'm putting my purchase order in today.
1 comments:
Wake me up when you get the Christina Hendrix sex tape. Another anonymous blond doesn't do much for me.
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