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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

SARAH PALIN: THE EYE ROLLER THAT LEADS MILLIONS OF MORONS


A few days ago while Sarah Palin was busy lying about fishing for Halibut in Homer Alaska for her reality show, she came across a woman with a sign that read "worst Governor Ever."
The woman with the sign accused Palin of quitting her job as Governor to chase money and celebrity. Palin made some typically moronic statement of how she is standing up for the constitution and the army or some such retarded bullshit. When Sarah Palin asks the woman what she does for a living the woman says, "I'm a teacher." With that, Sarah rolls her eyes and makes a face toward her slut, whore, daughter Bristol as if to say, "Oh a teacher, one of those elitist jerks. An educated person, a book reader, someone who deals with facts, no wonder she hates me. Learning is for jerks, right unmarried teen mom and one time high school dropout Bristol? After the chat Sarah Did damage control. She went on her favorite teenage mentality correspondent tool, Facebook to deny rolling her eyes,


(note Sarah uses LSM for Lame Stream Media, which is pretty much anyone who calls her out on her ever growing mountain of bullshit) She's very presidential
The LSM has now decided to use this brief encounter for another one of their spin operations. They claim I – wait for it – “appear to roll my eyes” when the lady tells me she’s a teacher. Yes, it’s come to this: the media is now trying to turn my eyebrow movements into story lines. (Maybe that’s why Botox is all the rage – if you can’t move your eyebrows, your “eye rolling” can’t be misinterpreted!) If they had checked their facts first, they would have known that I come from a family of teachers; my grandparents were teachers, my father was a teacher, my brother is a teacher, my sister works in Special Needs classrooms, my aunt is a school nurse, my mom worked as a school secretary for much of her professional life, we all volunteer in classrooms, etc., etc., etc. Given that family history, how likely is it that I would “roll my eyes” at someone telling me that they too work in that honorable profession? Stay classy, LSM.


The thing about dumb people is that they pretty much only hang out with other dumb people, this leads their stupid minds to believe that everyone else is as stupid as they are. In Palin's case, no one can out dumb her legion of dipshit fans so it's not surprising that she expects everyone to be stupid enough to believe her about rolling her eyes. Anyone that isn't a fucking retard can clearly see what this video shows and what every sane, intellectually honest, mildly intelligent person knows, Sarah Palin is a fucking dimwitted, lying, sack of dog shit.

People, mostly republicans, ask me why I hate this bitch so much. The answer is right in this video. She represents with one eye roll everything that is wrong with this country right now. She is the face of the GOP and she and her republican ilk have pushed their base to such sub moronic and unparalleled stupidity that being a teacher has now become a dirty word and something to be openly mocked. Sarah Palin is a heinous, awful, mentally challenged, immature person with an unapologetic disdain for education and intelligence. She is the GOP. She is the backward thinking frightened, and deeply stupid leader of a third of this nation. She is the future of American, right wing politics. It will not be long before she and her brain dead minions come for the books. Hide your Kindles.

1 comments:

Pam said...

The thought that anyone would vote for this woman makes me want to cry. She is such a moron.