SCIENCE PROVES IT: WOMEN ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS

I like scanning the science blogs and news sites for official, scientific, proof that my theories and ramblings are all based on fact. I often complain about women because I am a heterosexual, married man that lives on earth. Due to all of my earth dwelling I've come to a scientific conclusion: You bitches are fucking nuts. I love women. When you're feeling good and all is going well and the sun is shining and there's nothing to worry your insane minds about you're awesome. But when things go bad and all is not peachy, Jesus Christ, I can't get to a fucking escape pod quick enough. Now I'm wrapped tighter than a Chinese wristwatch, pretty much everything irks me to some degree and I've been known to stress out and lash out at times but, when the shit really goes down, and everything is falling apart, whether it being locked out of my hotel in the pouring rain at 4 in the morning in a foreign land or my parents croaking on me or my 3 year old kid is crushed under furniture and not moving, I'm cool as fuck. Women? Not so much.
A new study by National Institutes of Mental Health found that females react to stress in a very, very, bad way. The study found that on rats there are "striking gender differences" in susceptibility to stress hormones.

The key seems to be corticotrophin releasing factor (CRF), which is triggered during stress and attaches to receptors on cell membranes in the brain's "alarm center," leading to an aroused mental state.

Compared with females, male brains need more CRF to become agitated. And the receptors in male rats were also able to "retreat" inside cells, eluding CRF to minimize stress.

"When the going gets tough inside a locus ceruleus neuron, it's the female brain that acts 'macho,'" the study reads. "In response to a stressor, receptors for the stress hormone CRF remained exposed on the neuronal membrane in the female rat -- taking the full hit."

In other words, when the going gets tough, women act like crazy bitches. I've seen it too many times in my life, from my mother, to my sisters, to girlfriends, to my wife...all nuts and all the last persons I would want with me when things turn to shit. Remember the old movies where women would be in a disaster and would start freaking out and a man would have to slap her to knock her out of her conniption fit? Well that's all true.

The same study found that "women are twice as likely as men to suffer from mood and anxiety conditions like depression and post-traumatic stress disorder. Really? Women are moody and anxious? Did not know that. I'll tell you another thing women are GULLIBLE.

I was out having drinks with my lovely sisters and wife for my sisters birthday the other night and we were all having a swell time but when the talk shifted to romance and men Jesus Christ the fucking naivete that sprouted from my sisters 40 year old girl friend was of the 8th grade, Justine Bieber is awesome variety. This friend of my sisters was discussing a married man she knows. This guy sails with a crew of single women, drinks with the crew single women, bitches about his wife to crew of single women and "gets all kissy" when drunk with the crew of single women "but he would never cheat" on the wife that he rags about while being drunk and kissy with single women. How delusional is that? She can't be an adult woman and believe that can she? Why lie to yourself or is she really that dumb?

I try to lay out the truth about men as clearly as I can, there's not much to us. We like to have sex with women. If the occasion arises we will do it. Marriage will stop most men but they still want to bang everything. Many married men will still bang anything. We like money, we like sports, we like our wives and our kids and our houses and our toys and food but sex is what makes men act stupid and impulsive. Sex is the main thing that leads us to take stupid chances that can ruin our cozy lives. It's all about sex. Women feel an urge to have kids men feel an urge to make them.. or at least do the act that could possibly make them. There is nothing else to understand. Women my be nuts and are basically worthless in a pinch but guys still want to fuck their insane asses. Women are very lucky men are as horny as we are.