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Friday, August 20, 2010

WITHOUT ALL THE GLAMOUR PHOTOGRAPHY AND DESIGNER CLOTHES CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS JUST A PRETTY GIRL WITH A HUGE ASS


Oh yeah... and giant, awesome, breasts. I don't care how she looks in her street, big ass, momma jeans, I'd still bring down the sledgehammer and ring that bell. Ding! When I look at her pictures I feel an overwhelming urge to squeeze my monitor or a pillow. She should really sell breast sqeezes to random assholes like myself. Fifty bucks for 1 squeeze, I'd Mr. Whipple her ass until I was broke. I'd take a second mortgage out on my house to manhandle those mams. I want to be her baby. I'm thirsty momma, really, really, thirsty.

1 comments:

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Jeez! Look at those fucking curves!!!
Imagine what you could put where!