Congratulations gays! A federal court has struck down California's ridiculous proposition 8 that made gay marriage illegal on the grounds that it was...um.. a pretty stupid law. Quoting the opinion of Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker, "I don't care if these mo's make you religious fucks uncomfortable with all the assfucking, strap on dick wearing and whistle blowing to bad disco, you can't legally stop consenting adults from ruining their lives by marrying each other if they really want to. The Declaration of independence states that all men have the inalienable right to life, liberty and the pursuit to dress fiercely." After the ruling, many joyful lesbians kicked off their work boots, trimmed their crew cuts, cranked up Melissa Etheridge, simulated fellatio on each others fake penises and vowed to keep their bodies unshaved. It was like christmas, new years, the Ellen Degeneres show and the softball world series all rolled up into one.
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If the police ever seize your computer they'll see that you searched Google Images for "gay man with nice ass".
I'm so happy that the ruling got squished.
actually Pam I just searched, "gay men" the ass was just a little extra happy flourish
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