HUMOR, POLITICS, NEWS, SEX, BOOZE, MUSIC, MOVIES, SPORTS AND EXTEMPORANIA FROM THE AUTHOR OF "ROLL! THE MUSICAL!"

Friday, September 24, 2010

I NEVER WANTED TO BE A PRISON GUARD OR BULL DYKE BEFORE BUT I AM STARTING TO RETHINK THAT

The most beautiful girl in the world,
wears a jumpsuit,
shivs the yard snitch
makes my license,
the most beautiful girl in the world
lives in a cell
picks the trash up
on the highway
The most beautiful girl in the world
isn't Manson
or Jeff Dhamer
She's just Lindsey

Frank Sinatra could sing this and make a million. Ring a ding, ding.

How stupid is this dopey chick? Hmm tough decision, lay off the cocaine or get fisted by Mable the cell block enforcer. For most people it would be an easy choice but once you've chowed down on Samantha Ronson I guess Mable's weathered hand isn't such a scary prospect. Good luck Lindsey, stay sexy.

1 comments:

SagaciousHillbilly said...

She's quickly becoming as sexy as Amy Winehouse.