Can you imagine what the lunatics that call themselves conservatives would be saying about this chubby little slut if she were Obama's daughter or Hillary Clinton's daughter or the daughter of any democrat? Can you imagine the feigned, high and mighty fake religious uproar the jerkoff right would be making? Teenage, unmarried mom being glorified by our nation and made to look glamorous...tsk tsk. It's those leftist, ungodly Hollywood elites cramming their hedonistic, do it if it feels good, morality on us good folks in small town America. Can you imagine what the main republican idiot, her own Mom would be saying about Bristol if she weren't her own daughter? If Bristol Palin was Joe Biden's daughter Saint Sarah would be attacking her with every tweet, twit and twat her moronic mind could muster. You betcha, but conservative hypocrisy knows no bounds. Thump a bible hard enough and you can pretty much do anything with this crowd. Fake a pregnancy to cover up your teenage daughters slutdom because it proves your a bad mom? Forgivable as long as you invoke God every other second.
You see, I am one of those that happen to believe that their just might be something to this, Trig isn't Sarah's kid theory. A wild theory? Yes. but Sarah is fucking nuts and a pathological liar so I wouldn't put it past her to think she could bullshit a whole birth. There's two ways of thinking about Sarah Palin's pregnancy with trig that she hid for 7 months.
A) she was never pregnant and only started to make herself look pregnant at almost 8 months when her kid, who by the way was conveniently out of school for 5 months with mono at this point, was about to pop.
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B) She wasn't really too psyched that she was having a kid with downs syndrome and was busy trying to kill the kid without technically aborting it without anyone ever finding out she was pregnant. Why else would you not even tell your own kids you were pregnant? Why else would you hide the pregnancy from your staff, from the media from your family and friends? If she was such a big proponent of special needs kids and so proud of her soon to be born son, wouldn't it make sense to let people know that she was pregnant with a special needs kid? Wouldn't that be inspirational to other mom's in the same boat? But that's not what happened. She didn't tell anyone she was pregnant and then, out of nowhere she reveals it to the shock and surprise of everyone, because at 7 months she didn't look pregnant and then suddenly, boom! She is showing. Then she doesn't reveal that the kid will be a special needs child. Instead at 8 months and 44 years old, she flies all over the place while she's supposedly leaking amniotic fluid with a special needs kid with a hole in his heart. She's supposedly leaking fluid and having contractions, doesn't go to the hospital in Texas or Seattle but takes a 12 hour flight where the kid could have come out on the fucking drink cart. Go to the hospital in Anchorage when you land? Naa. Drive an hour and a half and have the kid in east bumfuck in a hospital without a neonatal intensive care unit. Sound like bullshit? Totally. Kind of interesting too that none of the emails she and her husband sent that day let anyone know she's in labor or leaking fluids or anything.
Also interesting, in the Seattle airport a man she knows from Wasilla sees her and says "Hi." After the kid is born he sends her a congratulations note and says, "I had no idea you were in labor. you were sitting so quietly just reading a book"
Now with Sarah you have to take it as a given that the whole leaking fluids story is bullshit. She makes everything up so why not add some spice to a possible boring story. Maybe the real story is as simple as Sarah landing Alaska and then going into labor, no leaking fluids, no contractions during her speech in Texas, no calling her doctor, no nothing. But, even if the whole wild ride part of the story is bullshit, why didn't she ever tell anyone she was pregnant until almost 8 months in? Why was Bristol living in Anchorage with her aunt and out of school for months during the same time? Why doesn't Sarah just show everyone Trigs birth certificate? Put all the talk to rest. Obama showed his. You show us yours.
Man, I love conspiracy theories. Now this is probably bullshit but it would so rock if it were true.
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