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Monday, September 13, 2010

THE JETS SEXUALLY HARASSED THIS FEMALE REPORTER...SHOCKING!!!!


I know women are supposed to be treated with respect at all times and they shouldn't be made to feel uncomfortable in the workplace and all that, but shit, you walk into a locker room filled with giant NFL neanderthals dressed like this, with an ass like this and you're lucky you don't leave with a poopshoot the size of a manhole cover. Now if the coaching staff were acting as douchebaggish as the players were then it's pretty fucking lame so fine them kick their asses for being unprofessional and tainting the teams image but still, boys will be boys and football players are pretty much retarded idiots so it's kind of expected. I'm not saying it's right to intimidate a woman just becasue she's hot but if you want to be taken seriously as a female sports reporter, wear a Hillary pantsuit and dyke yourself up a bit. There are no hot sports reporters, there are only hot female sideline reporters like Erin Andrews but that's about as bullshit a job as you can get, it's a pretty face to keep guys interested before halftime, that's all. Seriously, this outfit is kind of nuts for a reporter, those pants are so tight I can see her cervix. Besides, all the good female sports reporters look like this (mary Carillo HBO real sports) But more important, Go Jets! I had a vision they defeat the Ravens 17-13-sanchez plays shitty but special teams win the game. Hope springs eternal. Nice overalls.

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