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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

TEA PARTY CANDIDATE SAY MASTURBATION IS THE SAME AS CHEATING...IF SO, I'M CHEATING RIGHT NOW

I'm gonna cheat right now to this picture of a tea party retard. Yeah... that's it, smile in your pinstripe suit you little whore... yeah, I see that necklace swooping low against your slut chest. Mind if I pull your long, dark, brown hair? Oh yeahhh, repressed catholic conservative nutcase..that's it...you're awesome... surrender Dorothy! uhhhgggohhhyeahhhh. Nice. Cheating with conservatives is fun.

Christine O'Donnell who is running for the Joe Biden's old senate seat in Delaware doesn't like people playing with their naughty bits cause it makes Jesus cry. She said that masturbation requires lust which is cheating in your heart which the bible considers cheating. Ok, so instead of looking at porn and peeling one off to someone i don't know i should find someone to bang becauee they're equally as wrong. Sounds good to me.

She's also extremely paranoid and likes to lie a lot. In other words, she's probably a crazy freak in the sack. This is how she describes the political forces that are against her.

"She recently told the Weekly Standard that she doesn't give out the location of her house because it was broken into and vandalized during the 2008 campaign -- even though there is no police report of any such incident... "They’re following me," O'Donnell claimed. "They follow me home at night. I make sure that I come back to the townhouse and then we have our team come out and check all the bushes and check all the cars to make sure that—they follow me....They knock on the door at all hours of the night. They’re hiding in the bushes when I’m at candidate forums."

This is what passes for a candidate to conservatives these days. The republicans created this monster now they're peeling votes away from their own candidates.
The republicans are gonna win back the house and maybe the Senate with these Taliban-esque freak shows. Good luck America. We're pretty fucked.

1 comments:

SagaciousHillbilly said...

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