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Friday, October 01, 2010

GLEEFULLY INSECURE AND HALF NAKED




Here's the butterface from glee, Lea Michele. I've never watched Glee but I surmise that it's kind of a Mickey Mouse club for gays. Now this girl has a nice body and supposedly has a good voice but she knows the deal, she's not a classical beauty and thus, no matter how talented, she's way insecure. "Glee has made me feel beautiful," she tells Marie Claire magazine. "Now when people say that, I don't feel like they're lying." Sure you don't. You know they're full of shit. I bet this girl has been manipulated a million times to do all kinds of crazy sex acts by guys using her insecurities against her. "What do you mean you won't wear the ball gag? That pretty blond with the normal nose I dated always wore one. Pretty girls are always into anal and water sports, they don't have hangups like you because they don't look like Tevya's understudy, they're so pretty and sexually free, not like you... not pretty and repressed. What? You'll do it? That's great." I wouldn't do that because I actually love girls with slightly big or hooked noses, it's kind of a weird turn on, so to me, the girl isn't beautiful but I'd still like to have my way with her...without the ball gag of course.

2 comments:

Ted B. Nimble said...

The Justification of Lea Michele Feinberg

SagaciousHillbilly said...

If you saw this chick walking down the street (singin do wa ditty ditty dum ditty do), you'd be falling all over yourself thinking what a beautiful creature to be walking down the street (singin do wa ditty ditty dum ditty do) here in my little shit hole of a town.

Remember that chick Jennifer Grey? She got her nose straightened out and now looks like a plain nobody. She used to be super hot with that nose thing and being all Zane Grey's daughter and shit.