I don't want to get all "porn Blog" on you but holy shit! This Glee girl is awesome. But here's a question? Why is she so slutty and needy? I'll tell you why, Because she works all day with gay theater dudes. They sing together, they dance together and they pretend to be hot for each other but at the end of the day when this poor little girl is all worked up craving the salam her co-star is out slurping on nutsacks. it's just plain wrong and kind of sad. My sister, the same one who called the Velvet Factor, "A porn Blog" has been an actress for years. She does local community plays and different theater productions. For years she has been asking me to try out the acting thing and join one of the plays with her. After seeing all the sissies in the show Glee getting to hang out with girls of such obviously low moral character and extrapolating the fact that most actresses are needy whores, (except my sister of course) I have now decided to become an actor. I can no longer allow tramps like this girl to be left all alone in locker rooms with their legs spread all ready and unstaisfied because their male co-stars are out blowing random dudes at park and rides. Get ready world! Here comes Ted Velvet: Heterosexual Actor!
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Good luck with that Teddy. I suspect you'll be a succes. Just remember who stood by you when you were a nobody dirt bag porn blogger.
Oh, and learn how to dance.
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