LET THE TEA PARTY WIN

I was out boozing recently and ran into a guy who works for the Democratic party in Connecticut, he's not the big dog but not a small fry either. We started up a conversation and had a few beers and talked politics. He kept saying that the Dems across the country could have done better against the tea party if they had only done, A B and C. I didn't disagree with him and I had my own ideas but after a while I started thinking about what my brother-in-law said before the last Presidential election. " Let the Republicans win let them actually try to fix their the problems instead of just pointing fingers and doing nothing which you know is all their gonna do if Obama wins." I told the guy, I hope these white trash retards win every fucking seat. After two years of Republicans doing absolutely nothing to help the country and two years of Fox news spinning more and more hatred and lies and disinformation I really think it's time to let the psycho/ neo fascist morons who call themselves the Tea Party or the GOP or Republicans or Conservatives or whatever name you give them, run things.

Let them impeach Obama for whatever imaginary crimes he has committed in their paranoid, racist minds. Let them repeal health care reform, let them lower taxes on the richest 2% and blow the deficit up more, let them do all the dumb, crazy shit they want. Let them nominate Sarah Palin for president, let her get elected, let them continue their completely nihilistic, brain dead, anti-science, anti-intellectual, anti-thinking agenda. Let them invade Iran, let them outlaw the free press, let them have their para military units threaten all dissent, let them create the theocracy they want, let them tear down everything that made this country great, give them 12 years to run things. Let them show every American exactly what they are and what they care about and after 12 years the country will grow so sick of their shit, so sick of their lies and their inability to do anything that the Republican party we see today, filled with ignorant, bible thumping, constitution waving idiots will cease to exist and no one will ever have to listen to these dumb cunts ever again.

The guy looked at me and said, "That's not exactly a winning strategy."

I said, "You have to take the long view. Sure you'll be a political prisoner, tortured and executed by president Palin but it will be worth it for the country in the end."

The guy said, "I'd rather just have a great anti tea party slogan right now."

I said, "I can do that, how about this, Tea parties are fun if you're a child, but in the end someone has to actually run things."

We came up with a few more and had a few laughs and a few more beers but left knowing that come election day there will be a lot more seriously stupid fuckholes on the republican side of the aisle running congress. Get ready for more craziness, the end is nigh.