DEMS TAKE AN ASS WHOOPIN' : ANGRY MOB DEMANDS...SOMETHING?

Well the Democrats lost the House and nearly lost the Senate but thanks to geniuses like Sarah Palin and the ever so bright members of the tea party, unelectable, retarded, know-nothing candidates Like Sharon Angle and Christine O'Donnell became their parties nominees which blew republican chances of taking both houses. Smart people. They did manage to oust a shitload of democrats for the sins of giving sweetheart bailout deals and billions of dollars to the banks and wall street and General Motors while at the same time remaining socialists. That's a tricky act to juggle. The smart people in this smart country replaced the evil, big spending, bailout Dems with ex-bankers, lobbyists and other corporate stooges, this new congress will surely have the people's best interests in mind. Well played. Smart people, smart country. That's how you take this country back. Take it away from the party that tries to solve problems and give it to the people who work for the corporations we bailed out who don't believe in government. Like I said, Smart people.

Besides the Tea party assholes, there was also a massive voting mob of angry, white, people who just don't want Obama doing whatever it is he is doing. Ya know, socialism. That and the whole preventing the world from falling into a massive depression while trying to end two wars, protect us from terrorists, create jobs and reduce the deficit without raising taxes. Americans hate taxes but they also hate the wild spending and the exploding deficit but they don't want cuts to medicare, military spending or social security benefits but they want Obama to spend on job creation. Give us jobs but don't spend money. These are actual numbers from the exit polling from around the country, This is what Americans say they want, On spending priorities, 40 percent favored deficit-reduction, 35 percent "spending to create jobs," and 19 percent cutting taxes.

Smart people, smart country

Four years ago the republicans got their asses booted from congress after running it for 12 years like a drunk asshole making it rain at a strip club. The Dems got handed the shit sandwich the republicans left behind, but the republicans are masters at spinning and hammering away at false narratives. Obama's a socialist, tax and spend liberals! Republicans are pathological in their ability to obliterate the truth and masters of knowing that the American people won't give a shit or pay attention to the fact that they are doing so. In this case, they did a masterful job of pinning all of the country's financial woes on Obama and the Democratic party. Republicans in congress did nothing to help but sat and watched while people struggled. They did nothing to help during the biggest financial crisis in 80 years and for their lack of effort had the reins of power handed back to them. Masterful job knowing that, We as a people are a Smart people, in a smart country. Now the Republicans can call hearings on stuff they don't believe in, like global warming, evolution in schools and Obama's citizenship. Smart country we've got here. Smart people.