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Friday, November 05, 2010

THAT'S WHY YOUR HUSBAND IS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE

I see this pro-bitch meme posted on Facebook every now and then:

Unfortunately most women won't repost this. I'm a handful, I'm strong willed, independent, a bit outspoken and I tell it like it is. I make mistakes, I am sometimes out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell .........don't deserve me at my best. If you're a BITCH ..., repost! I dare you! I'll be looking for the ladies who repost!!!!!!!

What a patently ridiculous and stupid argument. Here's the logic, I'm an out of control asshole that makes your life miserable a good chunk of the time but because I'm nice sometimes, you should put up with all of my other bullshit. To this I say, "Shut the fuck up bitch." How about trying to act respectful with your spouse or boyfriend? Don't treat them like a child every time they do something you don't like and keep the out of control, bitch behavior to yourself. It's amazing that women think there is some wonderful empowering upside to bitching at their man. There isn't. Guys will put up with shit and then fuck your best friend, the one that keeps telling him, "she doesn't treat you the way you deserve." right behind your back and won't give it a second thought. If a guy treats his girl like shit and acts, "out of control" women are the 1st one to tell the woman to move on and find another man that values her and will treat her right. It's completely unacceptable for a man to yell at or have tirades at his wife or to call her names or question her intelligence, but somewhere along the way women got it into their Oprah-fied emotionally soaked skulls that there is some sort of nobility to being a raging cunt. There isn't, and every guy I know that has plowed other fields while in a relationship has used his lady's bitch attitude as a motivator and a justification. Treat me like shit? Treat me like an asshole? Fine, I'm gonna go titty fuck a college sophomore. Ka-plow. If you love your man but he does dumb shit from time to time, shut the fuck up. Let it go. If you think being a bitch is ok because all of your other qualities make up for it and because you're so special, forget it, you're wrong. You're not that special, you're just a bitch with a vagina lucky enough to find some guy that chose to hunker down with you for a while. Keep up the bitch routine and he'll find another vaj and another chick, maybe one that isn't so proud of being an out of control bitch.


3 comments:

Pam said...

Well that was a bit of a wake-up call. Not that I've ever said dumb stuff like that on FB but I do tend to nag my hubby a bit too much. He's a great dad so I should ignore the fact that he dresses the kids like refugees and he never vacuums.

Anonymous said...

Amen, brother.

Anonymous said...

Truer words were never spoken.