CHELSEA HANDLER STILL ISN'T FUNNY AND STILL LOOKS LIKE NICK NOLTE'S MUG SHOT

I'm gonna cut to the chase. If you think Chelsea Handler is funny you are either a gay guy with multiple cocks in ass and mouth swimming in a sea of jizz or just your typical boring women with a crap sense of humor, no life and a boyfriend that would rather lube up the tube inside a roll of toilet paper and fuck that than put his dick anywhere near your unkempt, stretched out bubblegum-like, rancid, snatch. Oh wait, women who like Chelsea Handler don't have boyfriends or husbands because men like smart women, not dumb whores who laugh at this sweaty, pasty, manatee. Now my problem is not with Chelsea handlers looks, that would be sexist, my problem is that she's an unfunny, useless, sea hag and low end whore.

For comparison I will use Kathy Griffith. Now Kathy is not the most beautiful woman but she's pretty funny. She also appeals mostly to the same demographic as Chelsea, gay guys and house fraus but unlike Chelsea the hack, Kathy tells a good story and rips on celebs with cleverness, a quick wit and some good old, caustic bile. Calling Bristol Palin the white precious is fucking funny. In comparison, Chelsea calling Angelina Jolie a cunt, isn't funny, even if Angelina Jolie is one. If you can't think of better insults for Angelina Jolie then you suck. Chelsea Handle is not a good comedian, she's just a slimy, cream cheese colored, walking, talking soiled prophylactic. Chelsea thinks that delivering her bad jokes in a dead pan, snarky bitch monotone will somehow make them good jokes. It doesn't, her jokes are lame, she's not funny.

What she does have going for her is an overused vagina that she whored out in order to get famous. Now that's not just hyperbolic bullshit. Before Chelsea somehow got famous she sent out a demo tape of her shit stand up to club owners that included a snippet of a sex tape of her boyfriend pounding her chlamydia filled jam hole. If she couldn't wow them with her shit comedy she'd at least let them see her only good attributes, her tits and ass, which would lead club owners to believe she was a slut for money which would lead them to bring her in for some casting couch action which got her gigs. The rest is bad comedy history.

In summation, Chesea Handler not funny, her fans, gay guys drunk on cum and dip shit ugly women who men hate and won't fuck, Thank you.