TED'S NOT DEAD, JUST LAZY

I'm back bitches. Not to sound bipolar but I really wasn't feeling this whole, doing stuff thing. But now I'm back to fuck things up proper. I took a month off or so to re-agitate myself, get the juices flowing, gird my loins and re-acquaint myself with my inner opinionated prick self. All this time away from the Factor has served me well in my attempt to say fuck the old nice, calm and well thought out Ted, goodbye to that staid, boring old bastard. I feel I truly haven't reached my assholish ceiling. With that in mind I rededicate myself to being a huge cock and I promise to ratchet up my own style of obnoxious dickery in order to reach new soring heights of profound douche-ness. Sorry if I frightened those of you who still love me so. I would never leave without a true goodbye. I will not go gentle into that good night without kissing my own ass first and saying fare thee well in a proper fashion. Now to begin.

Now I like nothing more than a fight, especially a fight where I can't get punched, that's why I like the internets. On this here tube thing I can write nasty words about people I don't know and be attacked for doing so by nameless, faceless, people who have terrible opinions, stupid beliefs and nothing coherent to say. With that in mind, a year ago I wrote about Chelsea Handler being an unfunny, greasy bitch that only gay men and dumb women find remotely amusing. so I think I'll take that whore on again because people keep defending her. Not many people but some bitches have written me and attacked me for my anti Chandler views, my next post will take these brainless, cum swilling, slut, idiots on. It's nice to be back.