I ate that sweet revenge meal with gusto. The Jets fucked those Chowder sucking fucks right up their douche asses and then pissed on their field and marked it as their own. Brady corner is now Santonio Holmes corner. The coach that left them with a note on a napkin...dead. The Quarterback that taunted them...dead. The consecutive pass record with no interceptions...dead. The 30 plus points in how many games in a row...dead. The 14-2, 2010 Patriots...DEAD. Burn in hell fuckheads. I worried and fretted and cursed throughout this game but in reality the jets booted these bitches around like a pimp smacks down a crack whore and beat them from pillar to post. The jets should have won by 21. If David Harris could run faster than a 300 pound Alge Crumpler the Jets would have run away with this game. I called this one for the Jets 27-24 so I was close. The jets didn't blitz as much as I thought they would but they sacked Brady 5 times and had him shitting in his Broadway musical, wine and cheese party designer jeans. His eyes were spinning and he was feeling footsteps like a pretty boy pussy. He's a great quarterback but rattle him a bit and he folds like gay laundry.
And I don't want to hear about Joe Flacco or Matty ice from Atlanta anymore fucking frauds, Mark Sanchez might drive me to drink sometimes and is innacurate as hell at times but he has come up big on the road in very difficult spots. He's impressed me so far and if the Jets can somehow beat Pittsburgh for the 2nd time on the road this year then Mark Sanchez gets put up in the ranks with the big boys and will have more than earned it.
My favorite part of the game was Shonn Green doing the rockabye baby after scoring a touchdown to put the jets up 28-14. He told those wicked cock licking asshole douchebag front running spoiled brat fans in Massachusetts that it was bedtime for the Pats. Nighty night assholes. This win was so fucking sweet, so beautiful, so unlike the Jets of old, to win this game was truly wonderful. Total catharsis, all Jets fans collective Patriot, Bill Belichick Tom Brady demons slain forever. There's a new bully on the AFC east block and he wears the Green and white and he hails from New York. He will talk shit and then make you eat it. It's Tyrannosaurus Rex and the fucking Jets. Suck it new England. If Rex Ryan gets the Jets to a Super bowl and pulls out a win then he is the greatest coach to ever live. Lets get this shit done!
Watch Green put the Pats to bed.
3 comments:
Excited brotha? How sweet it is.
The two guys in the picture look like they're going to Fire Island, not Disney World. Do all the Jets players dance around like little girls like that?
Hillbilly: that's the jets flight crew dance
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