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Monday, January 10, 2011

OLIVIA MUNN'S SNAPPER BARELY COVERED BY DOILY

I am so pro on the almost showing your vagina question it isn't even funny. I hope this raging debate will continue and Olivia Munn's obvious comfort with showing most of her Munn is truly inspiring. It's almost as if she's admitting that yes, I am an actress or in other words, a total whore. I would take those panties, use them as a strainer for a hearty broth and then fuck the shit out of that sweet pussy soup. Is that weird? Dirty? Who cares...not Olivia. She knows what she's selling you can see it in her, "I'm showing my beautiful bald snapper on the cover of a magazine," shit eating grin. What a woman. What a pair of panties. That's a good cover.

In other Maxim related news, I gotta check out the article about the 57 best beers that will solve all my problems. I hope there's an Olivia Munn boiled panties ale cause I'd drink the shit out of that beer.

1 comments:

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Too damn skinny. I'm wantin me summa that Stephanie Seymore. . . . maybe a shot of Christina Hendrix or a ride on KK.