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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

SORRY ASSHOLES, THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL BECAUSE I'M GAY


Stephanie Seymour's son cleared the air the other day by explaining that making out with your mom, feeling her tits and having her fix your Johnson is perfectly acceptable if your gay, which he is....................................................................big time.

"I would just like to say that these pictures have been taken completely out of context, my mother and i are very close as she is with all her children. she often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in an manner that is intimate, any mother in the world does the same. that day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there. We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes our relationship may be different because of my sexuality)."

See that explains it. But being somewhat of a Freudian, I do believe that some homosexuality can come forward more from nurture than nature and when I see a 17 year old acting like he wants to marry his mommy I see some weirdness going on. Freud believed that we were all born bisexual and that relationships then determined which way we swung. He did not perceive being gay as a neurosis or as a mental disorder he just viewed it as a result of certain stimuli. An arrested development that led to an overly close relationship with mommy. He believed that one of the contributing factors of homosexuality was an overly involved, over bearing mothers. My mom left me alone and payed scant attention to me that's why I'm a loudmouth and love pussy. This kid makes out with his mom and chugs kegs of cock. I don't know. I just wanna bang this gay kids mom before he puts his gay dick in her.

1 comments:

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Holy SHIT! Will you look at the curves on that woman, the ass those beautiful round full tits?!?!
Oh, her son is gay and likes his mommy?
I don't care if he's a cross dressing hemaphrodite . . oh wait, can you be a cross dressing hemaphrodite?
I just want to bone that broad, or someone who looks just like her.
Awesome fucking incredible.