WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR A PASS RUSHING WOOKIE

Jets Pats this Sunday and I wants me some revenge! They were actually going to name Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Jedi but then George Lucas kind of remembered that Jedi's don't give into dark thoughts like revenge. That would be like giving in to the dark side. Well I ain't no fucking Jedi and I wear my dark side on my sleeve. I want me some of that sweet, Tom Brady with a broken leg on the 1st play revenge. Actually I'll take my revenge cold style. Just kick the shit out of Tom the whole game until he walks of the field at the end at the losing end of a playoff game. Now I don't think the jets have much of a chance to beat the Pats, I think they're just too good offensively but shit, it's a game, anything can and will happen. Who thought the Seahawks would beat the Saints?

So what are the keys to the game? The Jets have to score more than the Patriots do so they should really try to do that while limiting the amount of points the Pats score. There you go I broke it down like a pro.

Realistically the Jets have to do two things.

1) play well on offense. Run and run well. Make gigantic fat man Vince Wolfork run side to side wear that 400 blob of shit down. don't make it easy on him running right up the gut, a little off tackle left a little off tackle right a little pass a little off tackle right a pass a run on the outside a pass a run off to the left side. Just hammer the fuck out of their line and wear them down. Make the young Patriots safety's and cornerbacks commit to run stopping and whack those little bitches in the mouth too. Make them so tired of getting hit that by the 4th quarter they just say, enough man. And while they keep coming up to run stop do a little play action and flop a few passes over their heads. Wear them the fuck out. But for this to work the jets have to pick up 2) 1st downs, keep the chains moving and keep the score within reach. get enough yards on 1st and 2nd downs so that 3rd down is makable. That's the best way of keeping Brady off the goddamn field.

Now to stop the Brady offensive? Good fucking luck, they are loaded. The main things the Jets have to do is confuse Brady just enough that his reads aren't so fast and he misses some passes and it takes that extra second or two to get rid of the ball and maybe he takes a few more hits than he would like to. The Jets have to blitz him, not so much to get sacks but to keep him guessing where it's coming from and to make the Pats have to keep their running backs and 1 tight end in to defend against the blitz. If the Pats have to max protect on every passing down, they won't have guys roaming free all over the place, then it becomes more of a 3 on 3 type battle with the jets two corners on the pats wide receivers and a safety on the other tight end. Now the pats will just try to run the ball and call quick slants to get the ball off. And that's what will happen so the jets have to cover well and get off blocks and tackle well. Easy as pie.

I say the pats are taking this game kind of lightly and they are believing their own hype. The jets were humiliated 45-3 last time and that will be fresh in their heads, they will come out ready to kill the Pats. I'm calling a miracle Jets win on this one. The jets will pull it out in the fourth quarter 27-24.