I came across this blog http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/ where people send in pictures of their friends, family members or their own Hanzi tattoos and find out what the symbols really mean. Turns out most of the pretentious douchebags who got Chinese or Japanese letters embedded into their skin for life have a load of rubbish printed on their idiot selves. It's not actually surprising that these tattoos are mostly meaningless because I'm not a retard who would get the word, "strong" or "beautiful" printed on myself in a foreign language to hide the fact that I'm a raging narcissistic idiot with a need to scribble love notes to myself on my flesh. Think about the bizarre, dipshit brained, train of thought that brings a simplistic asshole to get a Hanzi tat.
I want something embedded in my skin for life, I am an asshole, I think I'm deep but clearly I'm very stupid, Asians seem to know mystical type of things and their writing is cool, I am strong, I want to write that I am strong on my body, I don't want everybody to know that I think I am strong, I will disguise my own belief of my strength with a foreign language but when anyone asks what the symbol means I will tell them it means "strong" because I think I am strong. I get a symbol scorched under my skin, they tell me it means, "strong" it really means, "rice" I am a fucking idiot with "rice" printed on my skin until the day I day. I should have died in my crib. I am a fucking useless asshole.
I used to work with a hot piece of ass with a big hanzi tat on her neck, I asked her what she believed it meant. She said, It means "beauty" I said, "Well don't we think highly of ourselves, Why don't you just write beauty on your skin and let everyone know what an egomaniac you are." She said, "I should have, because for all I know says this tattoo says, " I like it in the ass." I laughed and said, "that's funny because that's exactly what I have printed on my neck." We had sex. Even with the stupid tat She was pretty cool.
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