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Sunday, January 09, 2011

WOW! JETS BEAT COLTS...TED GETS DRUNK!

Had fun watching the jets not fuck up. Sanchez blew and couldn't hit the side of a barn but the jets running game did what I wanted, they pounded the ball right up the gut and kept Peyton sitting on his ass. The secondary only got torched for 1 touchdown and the safeties played very well especially against the run. It was interesting to see how the Jets enticed Manning to run and not pass by only leaving 5 men in the box and they still managed to stuff the run when they needed to. Darelle Revis only gave up 1 catch for 1 yard. Wasn't too happy about the defense letting the Colts march down the field to score the go ahead field goal with a minute left. Good defenses don't allow that shit to happen.

I drove down to long island in a snow squall and met with a gal pal at one of my old watering holes. Then we went over to one of my old bartender companions houses and watched the game with about ten guys. I of course was acting like a crazy person wishing eye rape against people but in the end all my screaming and offensive language worked. Now all the jets have to do is beat the ridiculously good Patriots on the road. The patriots offense is the best I've seen since the 1980's 49er teams. It's basically impossible to stop but the Packers, Ravens and the Colts almost beat them so the Jets need to study those games to see what those teams did right. The jets should do pretty much what they did last night, run, run, run and more run and then when there's 9 guys in box on every play dink and dunk your way down the field and score touchdowns. Kill the clock and keep that Brady freak off the goddamn field. On defense, play more nickel and dime packages, bend but don't break. Blitz less frequently but make them count and if you get a chance to hit Brady hit him like he just smacked your mom, hit him so hard that he can't get up. I can only cross my fingers. Again i say the jets will lose 28-21 I hope I'm wrong, beating the patriots would be so awesome, I'd jizz in my pants.

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