So this is what Arnold threw his marriage away for. This is what filled him with such desire that he had to have her. Not only did he have some over powering urge to fuck this chick, he also was dumb enough to not give her a flume ride between the tits or Rorschach on her back, he went exploding dumptruck and blew a load in her. Un-fucking-real. Did the sperminator never hear of jerking off? "I want to fuck my ugly housekeeper"...five minutes of porn and a soiled jam rag later, "I don't want to fuck my ugly housekeeper." It's that simple. Now this is gonna sound mean but Arnold should have been able to do much, much, better than her. This is the kind of woman that guys who can't bang anything else, fuck. She's strictly guy with nothing going on bait. Put it this way, I've got absolutely nothing going on and I could still get much better than her. Arnold Schwarzenegger broke the first rule of fucking around. NEVER BOTTOM FEED!!!!
Time and time again these assholes get caught in the catfish pussy trap, Bill Clinton, Hugh Grant, Ex-mets GM and ESPN baseball analyst, Steve Phillips, Jesse James, I'm sure the list goes on and on because some horny men become stupid men and will take the convenience of fucking a skell. She's around, she's all impressed, she's easy...Boom, sex with hag. Marriage explodes, everyone knows you bang trash. Bad move. I keep repeating myself but these are the rules.
If you're gonna be a cheater, bang someone above your pay grade, to make it fun and memorable...impress yourself and day dream about your conquest and your mad skills for somehow managing to bag a hot chick.
Make shit sure she's got as much or more to lose if it were to ever be revealed.
Do it out of town, don't shit where you eat.
use a fake name, no phone # nothing real at all.
Don't cheat, Just jerk off and save yourself the trouble of having your life implode.
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