THE PHOENIX HAS RISEN

From my own ashes I arise. In a blistering cataclysm I spread my fiery wings to soar, to reach new heights and take a giant shit on people's heads. I, like Obama, have found a new groove. I'm feeling funkadelic. I'm back to kick ass and take names and be throughly unlikable. I will post the profane and the profound. I will be prescient and prodigious. I will post giant Japanese titty pictures, I will discuss my favorite pieces of ass. I will publicly lust after big, giant, breasts and luscious, round, asses. I am a man, and I will not apologize for the shit I like. I will obsess about my hatred for Sarah Palin, I will continue to be narcissistic and refer to myself in a grandiose fashion and in the 3rd person. I will continue to call out conservatives and republicans for what they are, cheap ignorant, uneducated, over religious, hypocritical, racists. I will brag about my drinking like a 15 year old. I will tell tales about milfs I know that want to fuck me. I will expunge the angst and searing hatred I have for all things stupid. I will rock the nuts off these internets. I will be diligent about posting more than once everyday, even if it's just a link to something else I will be a hard worker and make people love me again. I will be the master of the factor the king of of thie blogging world. I am the velvet glove over the iron fist that goes up the ass of America. I am back.