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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

WHO'S A FUCKING IDIOT WHO FUCKED A BIG BLACK DUDE?


Lots of Sarah Palin shenanigans to come out next week when Joe McGinniss's book The Rogue, comes out, but the one bit of information that's making news today is a leaked bit of information that back in the 1980's when Sarah was engaged to Todd, she met professional basketball player Glenn Rice and gave up her right wing clam. She was working as a sportscaster on an Anchorage TV news station and he was in town with the Michigan basketball team for the great Alaska shootout. She took him to her sisters dorm room at the university of Alaska and blew dixie on his bone. You Betcha sounds a lot more like glurg-a-glurg-a-glurg-a when a 6-8' dude drops his nuts in your mouth, Talk about tea bagging. Now all of this might be bullshit but it's a good story so I'll run with it. The book is supposed to be a fucking epic takedown. It goes into her craziness, her stupid religious beliefs, her cheating on Todd, her faking the birth of her son Trig, her drugs, her plastic surgeries, her stupidity, her vindictiveness, her lies about everything and of course how dangerous it was letting her near the presidency. Sounds like a good read, Andrew Sullivan, one of only 3 people to get an advance copy says it is, "unputdownable."

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