Big surprise, more proof that the snowdrift grifter, klondike Kardashian, caribou Barbie...Sarah Palin, is just a seriously pathetic clown. We all knew she was a juvenile moron but this is just sad. This is her secret facebook page under the name Lou Sarah. Under the guise of "Lou" she favorites, comments and recommends things on her official Sarah Palin facebook page. As in, Sarah Palin writes about how much she hates Obamacare and then Lou Sarah goes and gives it a thumbs up. Loser. But poor Lou isn't as popular as dipshit Sarah, Lou only has 12 friends and one of them is her dad Chuck Heath, none of them are her children but she likes her retarded whore daughter, Bristol's dancing with the stars page. This revelation is only the latest in a really rough winter for the yukon conwoman. Aside from the fact that she was accused of being a party to a congresswoman getting her head shot off and then blaming the attention on a media blood libel. There's been a ton of other fun stuff going on in the blogosphere about this idiot. First off, her husband, Todd the Rod, was caught fucking some whore/ masseuse named Shailey Tripp from Anchorage. The national enquirer had the story first but the blogs really followed up on it interviewing Tripp who not only revealed the 6 or more times she let the first dude plow her driveway, but that he pimped her out to his buddies. She also revealed that she met Todd by way of one of the Palin kids when she was a substitute teacher. She also revealed that she actually gave Lou Sarah a message once.
This was in the winter or early spring of 2008. As part of the routine for giving a woman a message, she asked the former governor before the message if she was pregnant. Sarah said no, and lied face down on the table. She later had the hooker/masseuse message her abdomen because it was sore. Tripp noticed no signs of pregnancy and would not have messaged a pregnant woman's abdomen. Why is this important? because 3 months later Sarah Palin supposedly had a baby/ prop with downs syndrome. Good stuff.
The other foot that has recently dropped on the head of the You Betcha bimbo is the manuscript
for an upcoming book from a former staffer Frank Bailey who became disillusioned with his Wasilla beauty queen after realizing what a thin skinned, mean spirited, petty, dishonest, unqualified, childish, selfish, lying unethical louse she really was. His book is based on over 60,000 e-mails between himself, Sarah and Todd Palin From before she was governor to when she resigned. The manuscript was leaked and distributed to blogs all over the country and it's contents have been widely reported on. It doesn't make Sarah or Todd look very good and blows up every myth of her celebrity. It does not get into the faked baby stories. Bailey believed Trig was her baby even though he didn't know she was pregnant until she announced it in her 7th month and only saw a baby bump once. that seems pretty normal. Anyway, Sarah has been getting hammered lately and I have to say I fucking love it. There is nothing like watching a mean, stupid and dishonest person destroy themself.
There is supposedly more bad news coming soon. In may, Alaska will finally unveil all of her e-mails while she was governor. There should be plenty of grifter goodness in those. That's all well and good but I really can't wait for the day when just who actually gave birth to Trig is definitively revealed . It might have been Sarah, she's an unhinged, insane person with an almost pathological need to deceive and lie so maybe she hid her pregnancy from everyone for almost 8 months because she's just nuts, anything with her is possible, but maybe, just maybe, all the rumors swirling around Alaska for years are true and that kid is someone else's. Nothing would make me happier than finding out that the prop she has lugged around from one book signing and tea party rally to another like bubbles the pro-life chimp is someone else's and her whole, I'm so special because I didn't abort my son stories are all based on a huge, off the wall, fucking lie. That would be the icing on the cake. I know how nuts the whole faked pregnancy story is but if anyone would do it, it's her. Now as many an anti Sarah Palin blogger has asked in the past, just release Trig's birth certificate and this nonsense will end. Prove all the Trig truthers to be conspiratorial idiots. You know how combative she is, you would think she would have loved shutting up all of her critics with one, simple, press release. Boom, here's his certificate, shut the fuck up assholes. For whatever reason she never did. Now I know this sounds stupid but rumors about Trig's birth were swirling around Alaska for months before she was ever picked to be McCain's running mate. When she was first chosen the rumors were rampant almost to the point of blowing up her vice presidential slot. The only thing that put an end to them was not a simple press release showing the birth certificate which you would think the McCain campaign would have done, but the revelation that Bristol was pregnant. All the stories jumped from faked pregnancy to Bristol, who many people thought was the real mother of Trig. That story died when they said she was too far along with this pregnancy to have been mother to both children. Now I don't know what the real story is and why Sarah hid her pregnancy until almost the moment of Trig's birth. he's a fucked up bitch and fucked up bitches do fucked up things. Read this shit.
